Re: Ninja Attacks!

March 2, 2006 at 2:56 am #2390

Actually, the increase in pirate attacks might be a good thing. It's been scientifically proven that an array of natural disasters (like global warming and earthquakes) have been on the rise in direct correlation to the decline in the number of pirates since the 1800s.

So sayeth the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster…